‘F9’ review: John Cena joins the extended family, but ‘The Fast Saga’ feels like it’s just spinning its wheels
The inevitable challenge of these movies involves providing the adrenaline rush that audiences seek, while adding a few new accessories to provide points of differentiation from previous installments. Plus, with two decades of skid marks and explosions in the rear-view mirror, there’s plenty of room for callbacks to past adventures, even if that means Helen Mirren and Charlize Theron dropping in just long enough to collect a check.
The big wrinkle in “F9” involves exploring the past of Dom Toretto (Vin Diesel), revealing an estranged brother, Jakob, who has clearly spent as much time in the weight room. He’s played by John Cena, and to say there’s a sibling rivalry doesn’t come close to covering things, as they pursue a device with world-threatening consequences on parallel tracks.
There is an operatic quality to those scenes, which stumble from “epic” almost to the point of self-parody. Sure, these are tough dudes (mostly) who laugh at death, but when the musical cues shift to sentimental and Dom starts waxing poetic about family, the “Fast Saga” can hold its own with the Hallmark Channel.
Of course, that’s not the main attraction, but rather the escalating chases and action sequences, as meticulously constructed by director/co-writer Justin Lin, taking the wheel of his fourth “Fast & Furious” film.
The true fate of the “Furious” films at this point appears to be one of diminishing returns, with “F9’s” first major sequence — a breakneck chase and battle through jungle terrain — providing thrills with its sheer gravity-defying absurdity, an effect that dwindles with each successive series of stunts, as Dom and company crisscross the globe.
Seen that way, “F9” goes the extra mile in trying to be worth the money and deliver a communal experience. After a year where people could pause and rewind to catch missed dialogue, this is one of those movies where missed lines don’t matter, and the only direction this vehicle goes is forward, even when it’s just spinning its wheels.
“F9: The Fast Saga” premieres June 25 in the US. It’s rated PG-13.